Eureka, eureka, you reek of
The cheaper alternative
Let's steal it, let's steal it
Let's steal from the fashions
With enough to give
A deal and, A deal and a blow job
For every corporate executive
And when the lights go up
'cos you went down
It seems to flow, it turns around
You'll be there in your dressing-gown
And sowing all the seed

But you summit so fast
‘cos you got it for free
You've got a backstage pass
Saying V.I.P.
I bet you're happy right now
But where will you be
When they ask you to bend
For the cash you demand
And you ain't got a song
'cos it's all second-hand

So plead it, so plead it
So plead like you need it
Your free 60 seconds of fame
They'll see that, they'll see that
They'll see you're a flea
On the back of the game

But if you miss something
Don't look around
There ain't no time, you're losing ground
They own your flesh by pound by pound
Those cunts you chose to lead

It's the cheapest thrill
And it's the quickest meal try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill
And it's the quickest meal try underkill
Try underkill, try underkill, try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill
And it's the quickest meal try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill
And it's the quickest meal try underkill
Try underkill, try underkill, try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill
And it's the quickest meal try underkill

(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)

I'll do anything, just as long as I peak
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
A real big gold outside lift to fame
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
I’ll be a Rock'n'Roll star, but I don’t need a name
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
A real big gold outside lift to fame
(And when you don't need skill try underkill)
And then split
With the cash…

“We only did it ‘cos we’re broke”