Play, relax, enjoy
'cos we're frying tonight again
It's raw, unclean, uncut
And it's all for the art of pain
Just make-up and FX
Man those movies they twist the brain
My TV screen is dripping red
With Gates of Hell and Evil Dead
I cannot wait to see it up close
So slice away and go for gross again

It's splattermania, it's extra censored thrills
It's splattermania, it's zoom in on the kill
It's splattermania, I know you think I'm ill
But if you hold on tight and don't be shy
We're drilling brains and pulling eyes
It isn't real, the nation ain't in danger
It's only splattermania

Lucio, you're back,
How we missed you when you were gone
Oh now it's time to splat
Like you did in the Full Beyond
C-c-c-counting down the sickest ways
To slice and dice your teenage prey
In Troneville the violence mounts
To multiply the body count again

It's splattermania, it's extra censored thrills
It's splattermania, it's zoom in on the kill
It's splattermania, I know you think I'm ill
But if you hold on tight and don't be shy
We're drilling brains and pulling eyes
It isn't real, the nation ain't in danger
It's only splattermania

Splattermania
Splattermania
Splattermania
Yeah, yeah

High rollin’
‘cos everyone's looking
For someone to blame
Censorshit rules
Still the problem remains
Watch with your eyes closed
And still you complain
'til no one has an independent
Thought in their brain
And it's always the same

It's splattermania, it's extra censored thrills
It's splattermania, it's zoom in on the kill
It's splattermania, I know you think I'm ill
But if you hold on tight and don't be shy
We're drilling brains and pulling eyes
It isn't real, the nation ain't in danger
It's only splattermania

Splattermania
Splattermania