When you're young and you say you believe it
And that you're never going to ch-ch-ch-change
You can read about it all in imaginary stories
But you never get the glory ‘cause in life it ain't the same
So you give a bit and you give a bit
And it's all you'll ever d-d-d-do
Oh but you still keep believing in your loveshit
‘cause you're hoping one day it'll happen to you, like

’Night baby with the sunset eyes
Making moves that can burn my soul’
Well it's the last song we'll ever hear before we go

What can I do about this loveshit anyway?
There's nothing you can do to ease my mind, yeah
What can I do about this loveshit anyway?
D’you have to waste your life before you find it's all love shit!?

Sign your name on the dotted line
It’s time for you to s, s, s, suffer
You're gonna wish you'd changed your mind in three weeks time
Cos' then you'll find that one lover's like another
Say goodbye to it, maybe cry a bit
It's a waste of fucking t-t-t-tears
Oh but you still keep believing in your loveshit
‘cause if you ain't holding hands people say that you're queer

Teacher, teacher won't you open your eyes
Teach me something that I need to know
'cause it's the last song we'll ever hear before we go

What can I do about this loveshit anyway?
There's nothing you can do to ease my mind, yeah
What can I do about this loveshit anyway?
To have to waste your life before you find it's all love shit!?

It's a popular myth that we’ve grown up with
Since the age of man's desire,
If it's true romance to be in your pants
I don't buy, I don't buy,
You know I don't buy...

What can I do about this loveshit anyway?
There's nothing you can do to ease my mind, yeah
What can I do about this loveshit anyway?
To have to waste your life before you find it's all love shit!?